Chris Brown rolls a hard at eight

ASSOCIATED PRESS Chris Brown revealed to the Guardian recently that he had sex for the first time when he was just 8 years old.

A LOT of stars who won't make commercials for the U.S. market rake in big bucks touting products in Asia, Scandinavia and South America.

In that same vein, many celebs give their most provocative quotes to the foreign press, seemingly forgetting that there's this thing called the Internet.

And thus we have Chris Brown
telling the Guardian newspaper in the U.K. that he lost his virginity when he was 8 years old.

That's right, 8.

When Tattle was 8, we lost our toy truck.

Brown said the girl who made a boy of him was 14 or 15.

"It's different in the country," said Brown, who was raised in rural Virginia, in an environment in which he said he and his male cousins watched a lot of porn.

When Tattle was 8, we watched a lot of "The Brady Bunch."

"By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying?" Brown said. "Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them; I wasn't afraid. So, at 8, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it.

"Most women won't have any complaints if they've been with me," Brown said. "They can't really complain. It's all good."

As if that's not enough Kanye-size ego, Brown added, "You know, whether it be personal or musical, I just think I'm a walking art piece, just a ball of creativity."

Humble is so last century.